What's the difference between an dasem Shqiptare, and an varrim Shqiptar?
There's one less njeri tapë.


Arbën stops Gjokë in Durrës and asks for the quickest way to Tiranë.
Gjokë says, "Are you on këmbë or in the makinë?"
Arbën says, "In the makinë."
Gjokë says, "That's the quickest way."


Shpëtim katunari: My dhia fell down a vrima and I had to gjuaj it.
Shkëlzen katunari: Did you gjuaj it in the vrima?
Shpëtim katunari: No, in the kaptina.


The Doktor was puzzled "I'm very sorry Zoti Zenun, but I can't diagnose your trouble. I think it must be rakia."
"Don't worry about it Doktor Qazimi, I'll come back when you're qiqër." said Zoti Zenun.